Cannibals I love but I couldn't eat a whole one

Well this little snippet is dedicated to those lovely oh so friendly folk who just love to have you for dinner,quite literally,stuck in the pot with some spuds,carrots and leeks.

Cannibals are funny,witty people who've been ostracized quite simply because they love people so much they have to eat them,but how do you spot them? Well although it's tricky,sometimes very tricky it's not impossible.Ok,so it's not going to be like in the arachnid world were you just wait for mating to finish then observe as the female tucks in to her ex lover.No,you're going to need to be a little more observant to catch the human cannibal

Well,single female cannibals are the easiest to spot, especially if they're very attractive.One of the first tell tale cannibal signs is where you spot an attractive woman talking in a bar to an ugly single man.You see to cannibals sexual appearance and attractiveness counts for nothing,to a single female cannibal every single man be they ugly or handsome is an edible bachelor!

Ok,so that's the single female cannibal noted but what about married cannibals? A good place to look for married,and single cannibals for that matter is the airport,especially where holidaymakers are returning from holidays.A person returning from holiday with a healthy tan but missing a limb is quite possibly a cannibal returning from a self catering holiday!

One final tell tale sign that somebody is a cannibal can be observed at a circus.If the clowns are making you laugh but the person sitting next to you is booing them,move away quickly.It's a well known fact that cannibals hate clowns possibly because they taste funny!

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Wanking can get you into trouble but at least wanking won't make you blind

Hey kids,masturbation can get you into trouble,but DOESN'T MAKE YOU BLIND

My brain - it's my second favorite organ.
(Woody Allen Sleeper)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
love.
(Woody Allen Annie Hall)

My sex life is rubbish. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.(Woody Allen)

Ronald Miller, 56, was arrested in Fort Wayne, Ind., in August and charged with lewdness visible to neighbors through his front window (he was nude and accessorized, police reported, with a "claw hammer" and "motor oil"). [WANE-TV (Fort Wayne), 8-5-08]

A few days earlier, in Northern Territory, Australia, motorist Brendon Erhardt, 39, was arrested for abusing both the speed limit and himself (by committing, and recording with a front-seat camera, a lewd act while driving). [Northern Territory News, 7-31-08]

In September, Chiu Yu-kit, a reporter for Hong Kong's Asia Television, resigned after admitting to a judge that, in July, he was indeed masturbating while standing atop a downtown double-decker bus. [Agence France-Presse, 9-5-08]

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Obama's Irish,official Irish Obama St Patrick's Day greeting cards now on sale

Obama's Irish! Obama's roots can be traced back to Ireland and his Irish great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney

Obama's Irish,yes it's true Obama's got Irish roots
US President Barack Obama can now count himself as one of the millions of Americans with Irish heritage.

Research has traced Barack Obama's maternal family tree back to his great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney, a well-to-do shoemaker from Moneygall, Co Offaly, who lived from 1794 to 1861. Mr Obama's roots were uncovered by Canon Stephen Neill, a Church of Ireland rector, who found baptismal and marriage records in the house of a late parishioner, Elizabeth Short.

Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney sailed to the USA from Ireland to New York in 1850 at the age of 19 on the S.S. Marmion arriving on the 20th of March.

Obama's Irish St Patrick's Day Cards

Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney initially settled in Ohio, got married, had eight children, and later moved to Indiana, right next door to the state Obama represented in the US Senate.

Mr Keaney was part of the great American migration to escape the Irish potato famine of the 1840's.The research shows that Joseph's brother Francis had already left Ireland and bequeathed land to his sibling in America on condition that he emigrated from Ireland to inherit it.

Barack Obama's father was a goat herder from Kenya, while his mother grew up in Kansas.

Irish St.Patrick's Day shirts,jokes,videos and other Irish stuff

Dinosaur extinction new evidence reveals.......

Did you know the Earth's dinosaurs might have been wiped out by a super-hurricane of sorts?



“Scientists have been trying to explain the extinction of dinosaurs for a long time. First it was a massive asteroid impact, which hurled vast clouds of dust into the stratosphere, causing sunlight to be blocked out and a resultant worldwide winter. However,the latest twist is that the asteroid now believed to have struck parts of the Gulf of Mexico heated large amounts of water to 50°C, much hotter than present oceans, and triggered giant hurricanes with near supersonic winds that also hurled vast quantities of debris into the stratosphere.”

The large asteroid which struck the Earth forming a 240 kilometer crater in what is now the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico. This impact would have caused - among other disasters - several extremely cold months or years because of dust in the atmosphere. This theory was proposed in 1980 by physicist Luis Alvarez and his son Walter Alvarez, a geologist.


Well to me at least these theories are just that,theories.Now on the other hand,the image on this dinosaur mousepad is more akin to my views on what happened to the critters.Add to this,the slogan on the T shirt,and I think that together we've we've put forward a theory that's as plausible as all the Paleontology mumbo jumbo and the Mexican meteor strike hunch.

NEW THEORIES ABOUND ON WHY THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT

These Funny dinosaur T shirts seem to suggest alien involvement in the extinction of the dinosaurs and these,

Funny dinosaur T shirts the exact day along with the approx time of day when the dinosaurs vanished from our planet.


For about 160 million years, dinosaurs were the largest and most successful group of animals on land.Then,and nobody knows why exactly,about 65 million years ago, these massive archosaurs died out along with pterosaurs, mosasaurs, and many other reptiles. Mammals then became the dominant animals on Earth and so began the evolution of man.

However,the "real" reasons for their extinction can be found hereon this informative site Dinosaur extinction-the facts

PLAYGROUND PLEASERS DINOSAUR HA HA HA's

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
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Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

A: Tricera-cops !
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?

A: It was the chicken's day off!!
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DINO FACTS

What does the word ‘dinosaur’ mean?

The word ‘dinosaur’ comes from two Greek words and means terrible lizard.In Greek, deinos means "terrible" and sauros is the word for "lizard".


What does the name Tyrannosaurus Rex stands for?

The Greek and Latin combination Tyrannosaurus rex means "king of the tyrant lizards."

THE NAME DINOSAUR,WHERE DID IT ORIGINATE?
The British scientist Richard Owen came up with the name ‘dinosaur’ in 1842. Owen studied large fossils that looked like lizard bones, but were about the size of giant elephant bones.

Deliverance Bobby shirts for fans of the cult Deliverance movie

If you're a fan of the cult Deliverance movie from the 70's these funny "how about it Bobby" Deliverance shirts are the Bobby themed Deliverance shirts for you.




VARIOUS DELIVERANCE MOVIE QUOTES

We beat it, didn't we? You don't beat the river.

Mister, I love the way you wear that hat. You don't know nothin'

We killed a man. Shot him in the back. A mountain man. A cracker.

What the hell you wanna go fuck around with that river for? Because it's there. It's there alright. You get in there and can't get out, you gonna wish it wasn't.

Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.

Now let's you just drop them pants.

Looks like we got us a sow here, 'stead of a boar.

DELIVERANCE 1972

Deliverance is a 1972 drama film produced and directed by John Boorman. Principal cast members include Burt Reynolds, Ronny Cox, Jon Voight, and Ned Beatty in his film debut. The film is based on a 1970 novel of the same name by American author James Dickey, who has a small role in the film as a sheriff

PLOT
Four Atlanta businessmen – Lewis (Burt Reynolds), Ed (Jon Voight), Bobby (Ned Beatty), and Drew (Ronny Cox) – decide to canoe down the fictional Cahulawassee River in the remote Georgia wilderness, expecting to have fun and see the glory of nature before the river valley is flooded over by the upcoming construction of a dam and lake.

FILMING
Deliverance was shot in the Tallulah Gorge near Toccoa, Georgia and on the Chattooga River, dividing the states of Georgia and South Carolina. Additional scenes were shot as well in Salem, South Carolina and Sylva, North Carolina.

DELIVERANCE CAST

Burt Reynolds - Lewis Medlock
Jon Voight - Ed Gentry
Ned Beatty - Bobby Trippe
Ronny Cox - Drew Ballinger
James Dickey - Sheriff Bullard
Ed O'Neill - Deputy
Billy Redden - Lonnie
Seamon Glass - First Griner
Randall Deal - Second Griner
Bill McKinney - Mountain Man
Herbert 'Cowboy' Coward - Toothless Man
Westley Foster - Dancing Inbred

Offensive slogan Deliverance men's by Cardsharkkid
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Are you anti men or do you just like having a laugh at the expense of men?

Do you see yourself as anti men in your views? Are you a man hater or myabe a feminist who likes to mock men,especially their intellectual capacity,or should that be lack of intellectual capacity?



Funny anti men stickers

This site,FEMTEES Feminist and Lesbian T Shirt store is primarily a site dedicated to feminists and lesbians and will certainly shock a few people with their funny,radical,scary and possibly offensive feminist T shirt designs.

Irish shirts for fans of Irish beer and Leprechauns

If you're looking forward to St Patrick's Day 2009 and the associated revelry,these humorous Leprechaun shirts could be the Irish shirts for you to wear this St Patrick's Day.




For your benefit these Irish T shirts are fully machine washable.So,if you end up like the person pictured on the Leprechaun shirts with puke and beer spilled all down the front,you can simply bung them in the wash and get them back as good as new ready for your next drinking session with the Leprechauns!

LEPRECHAUN WATCH WEBCAM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS

The name leprechaun may have evolved from the Irish leath bhrogan (shoe maker), although its origins may also lie in luacharma'n (Irish for pygmy). These apparently elderly, diminutive men are frequently to be found in an intoxicated state, caused by home brew poteen (Moonshine in the US).

However,it is said that they never become so drunk that the hand which holds the hammer becomes unsteady and their shoemaker's work affected.

Leprechauns have also become self-appointed guardians of ancient treasure (left by the Danes when they marauded through Ireland), burying it in crocks or pots. This may be one reason why leprechauns tend to avoid contact with humans whom they regard as foolish, flighty (and greedy?) creatures. If a leprechaun is caught by a human, he will promise great wealth if allowed to go free.

A leprechaun carries two leather pouches,in one there's a silver shilling,a magical coin that returns to the purse each time it is paid out.In the other leather pouch he carries a gold coin which he uses to try and bribe his way out of difficult situations.This coin usually turns to leaves or ashes once the leprechaun has parted with it.However,a warning,you must never take your eye off a leprechaun,for he can vanish in an instant.

The leprechaun 'family' appears to be distinctly divided into two groups - leprechaun and cluricaun. Cluricauns may steal or borrow almost anything, creating mayhem in houses during the hours of darkness, raiding wine cellars or larders.They will also harness sheep, goats, dogs and even domestic fowl and ride them many miles throughout the country at night.

Although the leprechaun has been described as Ireland's national fairy, this name was originally only used in the North Leinster area. Variants include lurachmain, lurican, lurgadhan.

Mr Spock,things you might know about Mr Spock and one Spock thing you won't!

Spock facts


Spock,aka Leonard Nimoy, was a key character of Star Trek from the Original Series until Star Trek:-The Undiscovered Country.

For many fans of Star Trek, he's not only the original, but best, and no emotional robot or hyper-efficient ex Borg can ever take his place.

Here's some neat Spock facts for you Leonard Nimoy fans out there,whatever galaxy you're residing in.


Spock was half-human,the child of Sarek, Vulcan diploman and Amanda Grayson, a human schoolteacher.Throughout his life Spock struggled to reconcile the two sides of his personality - vulcan logic and human emotion.

Leonard Nimoy went on to direct two Star Trek films - The Search for Spock and The Voyage Home, as well as the 1987 hit comedy Three Men and a Baby.

As a child, Spock owned a pet sehlat,a Vulcan animal similar to a teddy bear in appearance but with less fur.

A man of musical as well as many other talents, Leonard Nimoy has released several albums. His best known track is his 1969 homage to a hobbit, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Spock and Kirk often relaxed by playing tri-dimensional chess. Spock was also skilled at playing the Vulcan lute.

Mr Spock was the first ever Vulcan to join the Starfleet, and had the Starfleet service number S179-276. He originally joined the Enterprise under Captain Pike, and worked as Science Officer under Captain Kirk.

Several enduring elements of Vulcan behaviour, such as the Vulcan nerve pinch, were improvised by Leonard Nimoy. He also created the Vulcan salute, basing it on a traditional Jewish religious gesture.

Leonard Nimoy's father owned a barber shop, where, apparently, one of the popular styles on offer was the "Spock cut",you have to be kidding right?

Being half-Vulcan, Spock had green blood, Copper, as opposed to Iron and the group the group T-negative.

Spock's final Trek television appearance was on the Next Generation episodes Unification parts one and two, in which he finally discovered the love of his father, Sarek.

One other little known fact concerns Spock's fear of teleportation,this T shirt pays homage to Spock's deep rooted fear.Evidently,on one occasion the wrong ears were beamed down,hence his appearance.

Want to kill your ex this Valentine's Day but don't know how to do it?

If you want to kill the ex this Valentine's Day but are unsure of how to do it,take note of this funny Valentine's card for all those who've recently been dumped



See,as long as you've got some pigs,some honey,oh and something to render your ex unconscious first,you'll be fine.You see pigs unlike you,love your ex's,especially smeared in yummy honey!

If you want to buy these funny Valentine's Cards for your ex,as a warning maybe,of things to come,here's the link

Funny Valentine's cards for ex lovers

VALENTINE'S JOKE

Little Stephen comes home from school and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine Card?"

Stephen's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad at all. Who do you want to give a Valentine Card to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," Stephen says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in total shock.


"Well," Stephen says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love in his heart to give Osama a Valentine Card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

Also,if other kids saw what I did and they sent Valentine's Cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot;then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and with a tear in his eye he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Stephen, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Stephen says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."



Sums it up nicely this shirt,I mean the G spot takes some friggin finding,but you gotta hand it to old Bin,he's a clever little hider ain't he.I bet when he was at school he was the best kid at hide n seek for sure.

Atheists,these atheist shirts are for you,go forth and offend my son

Here you go,all you atheist visitors to the blog,a nice atheist shirt guaranteed to upset anyone who isn't an atheist.Go on we dare you, wear this atheist shirt when you next take a stroll past the church!




BUY THE ATHEIST SHIRT GUARANTEED TO OFFEND THE NON ATHEIST SHIRT HERE

NICE AND SIMPLE ATHEIST THEMED JOKE

An atheist was hiking through the forest. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the undergrowth. Turning to look, he suddenly saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the track;looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: "Jesus Christ,God help me!"...

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon the fallen atheist man and a voice came out of the sky saying:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit Earth's creation to a cosmic accident.Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light.

" I know it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the GRIZZLY BEAR a Christian? You know,goodwill to all men,thou shal't not kill kind of thing"

!Very well,"said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food for which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen.!"

Have you been rear ended recently?

If you've been rear ended, or taken up the arse recently, this rude bumper sticker has to be the funny rude bumper sticker for you and your wheels!




REAR ENDED FUNNY
BUMPER STICKER

Oh and just to brighten your day up further how about a joke to offend ugly people

A woman starts to notice she's no longer as attractive to men as she used to be but can't quite understand why.

She visits her doctor and he suggest she visit a relationship specialist who so happens to be Chinese.

Upon arrival at the specialist clinic she is ushered into a consulting room whereupon a small Chinese man in his early 60's and wearing glasses enters the room.

"What your problem?" he asks

"I can't get a man" says the woman

"Okey dokey" says the specialist "take off all your clothes and let me have look at you"

The woman does as he says and removes all her clothes.The Chinese specialist studies long and hard and then cries out "bingo,I know problem"

"What is it,is it serious?" she asks

"Oh yeah,it serious" says the Chinese specialist,"you god Edzachary disease"

"Oh my god!" exclaims the woman "Edzachary disease,what the hell's that?"

"Your face look edzachary like your arse!" says the Chinese specialist

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T SHIRT OF THE WEEK-BUSH'S IRAQI SHOE ENCOUNTER

Who will ever forget the Iraqi shoe thrower who threw his shoes in despair and anger at George W Bush?



Former president,George W Bush did really well to dodge the shoes,little did we know that his aides kept the shoes as a result of direct orders from Dubya himself.It has now emerged that Bush is currently using the Iraqi shoes to spice up his love life.

Now you can get the anti Bush funny T Shirt that celebrates George W Bush's love for his Iraq shoe souvenir.

THE QUEEN SHOWS HER SUPPORT

Nice to see HM The Queen and Prince Greek wearing offensive slogan anti McCann T-Shirts created by yours truly shortly after Maddie vanished.

If you want to see lots of other funny offensive T Shirts and anti McCann stuff you'll find it here http://themccanngallery.blogspot.com/

If you want to buy one of these funny offensive T-Shirts then visit the online shop BignumpteesWARNING not for the easily offended as there are lots of offensive T Shirts instore

FREE TIBET FUNNY PARODY

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Dog fleas loyal to Tibet's Dalai Lama have started to protest against the Chinese occupation of Tibet. Millions of Tibetan Fleas are planning to invade China when Beijing hosts this years Olympic games in August,with a sole aim of disrupting the games



A spokesman for the Dalai Lama refused to comment on reports the Fleas will attempt to snuff out the Olympic flame.Tibetan Fleas,renowed for their loyality,will, in what would be the biggest mass suicide of Fleas ever recorded,throw themselves onto the Olympic flame, thereby depriving it of Oxygen and hopefully extinguishing the flame.



Chienese troops were recently spotted rounding up 100's of stray Dogs in and around Beijing,at first observers feared the worst,that was until the Tibetan Flea plan surfaced. Several Chinese factories previously manufacturing talcum powder are now solely engaged in the production of flea powder,a fact which has added credibilty to the Flea rumours coming out of Tibet.

OFFENSIVE BABY BIBS-WOULD YOU BUY THESE FOR YOUR BABY

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Well would you?

It's funny and offensive, epecially to Dyslexics, maybe wearing this Baby Bib will make your child Dyslexic too!!

On the other hand if you've a little Baby Boy maybe he'll get lucky wearing this funny Baby Bib and end up with a very big clock!

I reckon if Baby could speak Baby would love a funny,rude,offensive bib instead of one with a little fluffy Kittten or cute fat Penguin on it.

HOW IMPORTANT IS BEER TO YOU?

DARWIN, Australia — An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car's floor, police said today.

Constable Wayne Burnett said he was "shocked and appalled" when he pulled over the unregistered car Friday in the central Australian town of Alice Springs.The 30-can beer case was strapped in between two adults sitting in the back seat of the car. The child was also in back, but on the car's floor."The child was sitting in the lump in the center, unrestrained,"Burnett told reporters today."I haven't ever seen something like this before," he said.

"This is the first time that the beer has taken priority over a child."The driver was fined 750 Australian dollars — about $710 — for driving an unregistered and uninsured vehicle and for failing to ensure a child was wearing a safety belt.

I've always liked Aussies.Kids know your place when Dad says it's not in the front,and if you don't get your way don't start wailing like a castrated Pig or you'll be in the boot or worse..................

CREDIT CRUNCH-WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO FEED THE KIDS?

ARE HIGHER GAS PRICES JUST A PLOY TO GET FAT ASS AMERICANS AND LARD ARSED EUROPEANS TO EAT LESS?

Some folk reckon Gas in the USA will hit $10 a gallon in the not too distant future.Petrol in the UK is already a fiver a gallon near as dammit and as Gas or Petrol prices rise so to do food prices.So,unless you're income is rising in line with UK food inflation,which according to the Daily Mail is averaging 19% per annum what are you going to do?

Why aren't people up in arms and striking? In the 70's Gordon Brown would have been out on his arse by now,inflation 2%, yeah and I'm the Pope's lovechild. Do they think the UK population has lost it's stomach for a fight? Where are all of Britains Pensioners,they should be blockading the Motorways on their Mobility Scooters not mowing me down in Sainsburys, I mean those poor bastards pensions go up in line with inflation. Oh, Mr Brown how convenient our inflation is 2%. Who's doing the books Mr Brown, Ken bloody Dodd?

It can only be a matter of time before we start having to eat the Hamster or next doors Cat......mmm Cat. I've always hated that little bastard anyway. I thought a Cat was supposed to bury its poo? This lazy bastard just dumps on the lawn then wanders up the garden and sprays up my Broad Beans.

I reckon this Christmas,a nice curry sauce, a glass of Chablis and just tell the kids we're having an alternative Christmas meal,i mean 4 legs instead of 2,Roland you're history.There's another thing calling your Cat bloody Roland,Roland was a Rat you idiots.Right off for a bevvy, now that's even more expensive than Petrol. £2.75 a pint nearly £24 a gallon;could be time for the stocking on my head again,the old sawnoff out the loft and down the Post Office at this rate.

Hammy stop looking at me like that.............................

ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?

ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?

Yes you heard me are you practising safe sex? Wear a rubber,a Johnny,a condom and prevent accidents worse than Chenobyl-those poor bastards had no choice.

A worrying trend,especially in America, is that people are having Cosmetic Surgery to hide their "defects" thereby making them irresistible to the opposite sex. (same sex attraction doesn't affect the next bit) .These silicone love machines now breed faster than a Rabbit on coke and produce many offspring.

However,a major problem is the fact the offspring will still have the "ugly gene",the "fat arse gene",the "skippy pouch gene" etc and so the cycle will go on until.................

WORLD FOOD SHORTGAGE-SHOULD WE START SHOOTING THE OBESE?

Yep the world needs bigger chairs.

You think we've a food shortage now! Just imagine trying to watch a Baseball or Footy Game next to this,the extra wood needed to make stronger beds,the extra deforestation and then the Global Warming,oh the Global Warming.Nah,second thoughts that's just a myth to get us to buy flood insurance and welly boots,bit like that God one to make you buy Bibles.

Seeing this fat arse reminds me of the first rule of camping or hiking in Bear Country,always take the fat slow kid.

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Santa's dead-santa doesn't exist T shirts-Madeleine McCann dead?

START AS WE MEAN TO GO ON,EH.WARNING-READ NO FURTHER IF YOU SUPPORT KATE AND GERRY McCANN

Letting your child see a picture like the one above,is to me funny,to others it's offensive,especially the little seven year old who has somehow ended up on this site.That will teach you,you little nosey bastard you,telling your mom you're going upstairs to play on your xbox.

Do seven year olds still believe in the great man anyway? That's half the problem with kids to-day grow up too fast.I mean,we had the first traces of hairs on ya bollox and were shaving before your dad let it be known he was the fatman who emptied his sack on Christmas Eve.

And while we're on the subject of offensive and kids,what I find totally offensive are those two pompous so called parents the McCanns.Santa's dead pales into insignificance when you look at what they did.No doubt others will not agree and will say "they've suffered too much",no they haven't, poor Madeleine has,they were totally irresponsible and selfish and a poor little tot has had to suffer.

A most offensive T-Shirt (to some) I spotted sums my feelings up on this matter,so much so i've ordered it,but don't tell the missus or my mom,they're in the "suffered enough" camp!http://www.cafepress.com/numptees050505.261281437

Oh and here's another bad taste T- shirt to put in little Johnny's Christmas stocking!

Santa Doesn't Exist by classictshirts
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