Friday 1 January 2010

New Year 2010 diets for New Year 2010 dieters

NEW YEAR,A NEW YOU,THEN DO YOU NEED A NEW DIET OR JUST THESE T SHIRTS?

If you're a man and can't be arsed with starting a diet in 2010 maybe these are the answer from Marks and Spencer



Marks & Spencer are launching a range called Bodymax, which will help men to hide their bulges and show off a slimmer silhouette.

Its first ever range of shapewear for males is designed to flatten and shape the torso using shaped seams and a hidden support panel.

M & S said trials conducted on the range reported a reduction in waist measurements of up to 1.5in.

Made from fine stretch cotton, the range comprises a vest and T shirt style and is available in black or white, a Marks and Spencer spokesman said.

Priced at £12 for the vest and £15 for the T shirt, the range will be available in 70M and S stores for fat men, nationwide and online from January 7.

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However,what should the fat man in your life wear over his fat belly in 2010, if he's choosing not to diet? How about these funny fat joke T shirts from Zazzle which not only promote the need for fatties to diet in 2010,but also the fact that if you don't diet in 2010 you may die before the skinny bloke you're trekking with!






Big cock shirt
Big cock by Cardsharkkid
Get t-shirts from zazzle.co.uk


Oh,whilst we're on the subject of dieting in 2010,don't forget your fat dog or fat wife could also benefit from shedding a few pounds with a diet in 2010!


Wednesday 30 December 2009

Pier 39 Sea Lions vanish-San Franscisco earthquake coming

WHY HAVE THE SEA LIONS ON SAN FRANCISCO'S PIER 39 GONE?


The sea lions of Pier 39, one of San Francisco’s smelliest and most famous tourist attractions, are gone. During the last week of November 2009, they left the wooden docks on which they’ve spent the last 20 years and no one knows if they’ll be coming back.

“We've no idea where they moved on to or why,” said Shelbi Stoudt, who manages a team that helps stranded animals in the San Francisco Bay from the Marine Mammal Center in Sausalito, California.

The sea lions’ sudden disappearance is as strange as their initial colonization of the pier about 20 years ago, in late 1989. They just started showing up one day and as their numbers increased, their traditional hang out, Seal Rocks, became less populated. There are all sorts of theories about why the pier became a favorite haul-out spot for the sea lions, but no one knows for sure why the animals’ behavior has changed.

The Trobriand Islanders believe that sea lions will abandon an area exactly 14 days before there occurs a major earthquake or tsunami. Scientists at the Scripps Institute have verified that the common sea lion, or mares felix, can indeed sense the subtle vibratory shift in the earth's volatile plasma, up to a month before the largest and most deadly quakes.



A search in the Tokyo Hall of Antiquities records the mysterious departure of creatures called "ko-tai," whose description matches the modern day animal we call the sea lion, "one-and-a-half moons", or two weeks, before the 320 AD earthquake that leveled Mt. Fuji's sister peak, and brought about the catastrophic subsidence that formed Tokyo Bay.

Further research showns that the Mississippi seal, once common in the area of New Madrid and Memphis (Fernando De Soto refers to "numerous colonies of seals on both side of the great river, providing nourishment for several tribes hereabouts"), virtually disappeared shortly before the great quake of 1814 -- and never returned.

Their disappearance drew the attention of San Franciscans like local blogger Gary Soup, who posted photos of the deserted docks on Twitter. The animals had become a major tourist and education locus on the otherwise highly commercial strip known as Fisherman’s Wharf.

It doesn’t appear that local weather conditions could have influenced the animals. The weather in San Francisco has been normal, according to National Weather Service meteorologist Rick Canaepa. “It’s pretty typical winter conditions,” Canaepa said.


The Patient Polar Bear print
The Patient Polar Bear by stlewis75
See other poster designs on zazzle.co.uk


This is an El NiƱo year, but the local impacts of that warming of the Pacific have been moderate. “I don’t know if that would be enough to make them change their minds and leave the area,” he said.

RUN TO THE HILLS!





Sunday 27 December 2009

Star Wars makes me laugh

Ok, so I'm not the world's biggest Star Wars fan but I do admire all the funny Star Wars stuff that's available for Star Wars fans and non Star Wars fans out there on the net. Like this funny darkside Star Wars mousepad for example.



Or how's about that cool Darth Vader T shirt for your dad on Father's Day or for his birthday just to let him know that he's a great dad but the world's greatest dad is non other than Star Wars' Darth Vader!!



Or if the thought of Star Wars, and the inhabitants of all the planets in Star Wars,doing a bit of recycling these make for a funny Star Wars birthday card



Oh well here's a few Star Wars jokes and funny Star Wrs pics to cheer you up, will help if you've watched Star Wars though.

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.
Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."