Snow snow lovely snow

UK SNOW CAUSES MELTDOWN OF UK BRAIN CELLS IN HAMPSHIRE!


Now I know it's been nearly 20 years since Britain experienced real snow, but really, are we now a nation of snow muppets? Wear the plastic bags between layers of socks INSIDE your sturdy,grippy boots you bloody idiot whoever you are,you cretin,moron tithead!

The aim of the plastic bags is to insulate by trapping air and to keep feet dry and warm,trust me I did it for years.What's the point of covering a shoe and its tread pattern with a slippy plastic bag you Hampshire numpty?



Ah well, I suppose it takes all sorts of fools and idiots to make the world go round, but really the rest of us need warning next time these fools and idiots venture out.

And another thing,you're letting the side down and you're letting Britain down,I mean if you're gonna wear bags can't you at least get matching ones? I think one of the bags says "Boots" too, ha ha if you meant it!

Anyway, before I go off to celebrate our first major snowfall in 20yrs by rolling about semi naked in the snow, albeit it with a plastic bag on my knob, because Hampshire plastic bag person,I'm not totally stupid,here are some Idiot T shirts for the idiot in your life.

Men Idiots - Transparent by Spice
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Not All Men are Fools. Some are Bachelors. by chitchatshirts
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Funny Kenyan village idiot anti Obama by NOBAMAMAN
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Oh,one final thing, if you're going out and about in the snow with little slobberchops or whatever else you call your dog/bitch, please remember they too get cold. We advise you don't put them in plastic bags like the idiot from Hampshire but you dress them in a nice warm coat complete with funny slogan.

Warning Mutley by Doggyfashion
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UK Snow,one of the worst UK winters ever?

UK SNOWFALL,ONE OF THE WOST UK WINTERS OF THE LAST 100 YRS

UK snow yesterday and to-day could signal one of the worst winters the UK has ever experienced.

One alarming scenario concerns the UK's ability to keep warm during the current cold snap.With a much reduced UK coal industry and a dependency on foreign fuel could Britain be facing a gas crisis? The gas crisis has hit the country and the National grid has warned the British people to use less gas, the PM Gordon Brown,however, denied that the country is facing a gas supply crisis. There is some news regarding the gas crisis in Britain,some have projected that if current usage level is maintained then UK has 8 days of gas storage remaining! Plenty of gas here though... of the methane variety,a raw egg in my Guinness last night the culprit.

Anti Gordon Brown men's by LIMEYBOY
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Bollocks to Brown by LIMEYBOY
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Do you trust Brown and his politcal cronies? Will Thatcher's destruction of the UK coal industry come back to bite us on our frozen arse in 2010? Oh well maybe we should take our minds of the heavy UK snowfall and start making funny snow sculptures or rude snowmen and snow women like these.



YOU THINK THE UK'S GOT SNOW!

In Seoul, a blizzard dumped more than 10in (25cm) of snow today – the greatest snowfall since Korea began conducting meteorological surveys in 1937.

Gimpo International airport, west of the capital, cancelled 224 flights before resuming service in the afternoon. More than 20 flights between Incheon International airport, south-west of Seoul, and cities in China were also cancelled and another 100 to other regions were delayed.

In Beijing, authorities mobilised more than 300,000 people to clear the streets after Sunday's blizzard dumped 3in (8cm) of snow – the most in the capital in a single day in January since 1951.

A wholesale market in Beijing told state media the prices of several vegetables had risen by 10-50% because of transport problems. There were also concerns that the weather could destroy crops and cause other economic damage.

Officials will also be concerned about the strain the cold weather will place on China's gas and oil supplies. The country has experienced gas shortages in the last two months as demand rose because of the unusually cold weather. More snow is expected this week.

Mao - Communism is #1 by strk3
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On this day in history

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY SPUTNIK 1 BURNS UP

Sputnik 1 burned up on 4 January 1958, as it fell from orbit upon re entering Earth's atmosphere, after travelling about 37 million miles (60 million km ) and spending 3 months in orbit.

Major contractors OKB 1, Soviet Ministry of Radiotechnical Industry
Mission type Atmospheric studies
Satellite of Earth
Orbits 1,440
Launch date 19:28:34, October 4, 1957 (UTC) (1957-10-04T19:28:34Z) (22:28:34 MSK)
Launch vehicle Sputnik Rocket
Sputnik Mission duration 3 months
Sputnik Orbital decay 4 January 1958
COSPAR ID 1957-001B
Mass 83.6 kg (184.3 lb)

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CCCP by magarmor
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Dyslexics, they're fcuking everywhere

Is it me or are there more kids,adults even fcucking dogs who now class themselves as Dyslexic?

Funny Dyslexic by Cardsharkkid
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When I was a kid if you couldn't spell you were either thick, or more probably,too lazy to learn how to spell. We had spelling tests almost daily when I was a nipper and trouble if you fucked up! Now I get emails from folk who've a masters degree and spellchecker, with spellung mistakes which make my hare kurl!

In the good old days if you couldn't spell you didn't get the qualification,it worries me now that you could become a GP and have shitty spelling,ooh matron the consequences! Ah the good olde days,oh well abscess makes the heart grow fonder.

Offensive dyslexic by LIMEYBOY
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New Year 2010 diets for New Year 2010 dieters

NEW YEAR,A NEW YOU,THEN DO YOU NEED A NEW DIET OR JUST THESE T SHIRTS?

If you're a man and can't be arsed with starting a diet in 2010 maybe these are the answer from Marks and Spencer



Marks & Spencer are launching a range called Bodymax, which will help men to hide their bulges and show off a slimmer silhouette.

Its first ever range of shapewear for males is designed to flatten and shape the torso using shaped seams and a hidden support panel.

M & S said trials conducted on the range reported a reduction in waist measurements of up to 1.5in.

Made from fine stretch cotton, the range comprises a vest and T shirt style and is available in black or white, a Marks and Spencer spokesman said.

Priced at £12 for the vest and £15 for the T shirt, the range will be available in 70M and S stores for fat men, nationwide and online from January 7.

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However,what should the fat man in your life wear over his fat belly in 2010, if he's choosing not to diet? How about these funny fat joke T shirts from Zazzle which not only promote the need for fatties to diet in 2010,but also the fact that if you don't diet in 2010 you may die before the skinny bloke you're trekking with!

Offensive fat joke by Cardsharkkid
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Stop Youth Obesity T-Shirt by DeluxeWear
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Big cock by Cardsharkkid
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Oh,whilst we're on the subject of dieting in 2010,don't forget your fat dog or fat wife could also benefit from shedding a few pounds with a diet in 2010!