Are you anti men or do you just like having a laugh at the expense of men?

Do you see yourself as anti men in your views? Are you a man hater or myabe a feminist who likes to mock men,especially their intellectual capacity,or should that be lack of intellectual capacity?



Funny anti men stickers

This site,FEMTEES Feminist and Lesbian T Shirt store is primarily a site dedicated to feminists and lesbians and will certainly shock a few people with their funny,radical,scary and possibly offensive feminist T shirt designs.

Irish shirts for fans of Irish beer and Leprechauns

If you're looking forward to St Patrick's Day 2009 and the associated revelry,these humorous Leprechaun shirts could be the Irish shirts for you to wear this St Patrick's Day.




For your benefit these Irish T shirts are fully machine washable.So,if you end up like the person pictured on the Leprechaun shirts with puke and beer spilled all down the front,you can simply bung them in the wash and get them back as good as new ready for your next drinking session with the Leprechauns!

LEPRECHAUN WATCH WEBCAM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS

The name leprechaun may have evolved from the Irish leath bhrogan (shoe maker), although its origins may also lie in luacharma'n (Irish for pygmy). These apparently elderly, diminutive men are frequently to be found in an intoxicated state, caused by home brew poteen (Moonshine in the US).

However,it is said that they never become so drunk that the hand which holds the hammer becomes unsteady and their shoemaker's work affected.

Leprechauns have also become self-appointed guardians of ancient treasure (left by the Danes when they marauded through Ireland), burying it in crocks or pots. This may be one reason why leprechauns tend to avoid contact with humans whom they regard as foolish, flighty (and greedy?) creatures. If a leprechaun is caught by a human, he will promise great wealth if allowed to go free.

A leprechaun carries two leather pouches,in one there's a silver shilling,a magical coin that returns to the purse each time it is paid out.In the other leather pouch he carries a gold coin which he uses to try and bribe his way out of difficult situations.This coin usually turns to leaves or ashes once the leprechaun has parted with it.However,a warning,you must never take your eye off a leprechaun,for he can vanish in an instant.

The leprechaun 'family' appears to be distinctly divided into two groups - leprechaun and cluricaun. Cluricauns may steal or borrow almost anything, creating mayhem in houses during the hours of darkness, raiding wine cellars or larders.They will also harness sheep, goats, dogs and even domestic fowl and ride them many miles throughout the country at night.

Although the leprechaun has been described as Ireland's national fairy, this name was originally only used in the North Leinster area. Variants include lurachmain, lurican, lurgadhan.

Mr Spock,things you might know about Mr Spock and one Spock thing you won't!

Spock facts


Spock,aka Leonard Nimoy, was a key character of Star Trek from the Original Series until Star Trek:-The Undiscovered Country.

For many fans of Star Trek, he's not only the original, but best, and no emotional robot or hyper-efficient ex Borg can ever take his place.

Here's some neat Spock facts for you Leonard Nimoy fans out there,whatever galaxy you're residing in.


Spock was half-human,the child of Sarek, Vulcan diploman and Amanda Grayson, a human schoolteacher.Throughout his life Spock struggled to reconcile the two sides of his personality - vulcan logic and human emotion.

Leonard Nimoy went on to direct two Star Trek films - The Search for Spock and The Voyage Home, as well as the 1987 hit comedy Three Men and a Baby.

As a child, Spock owned a pet sehlat,a Vulcan animal similar to a teddy bear in appearance but with less fur.

A man of musical as well as many other talents, Leonard Nimoy has released several albums. His best known track is his 1969 homage to a hobbit, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Spock and Kirk often relaxed by playing tri-dimensional chess. Spock was also skilled at playing the Vulcan lute.

Mr Spock was the first ever Vulcan to join the Starfleet, and had the Starfleet service number S179-276. He originally joined the Enterprise under Captain Pike, and worked as Science Officer under Captain Kirk.

Several enduring elements of Vulcan behaviour, such as the Vulcan nerve pinch, were improvised by Leonard Nimoy. He also created the Vulcan salute, basing it on a traditional Jewish religious gesture.

Leonard Nimoy's father owned a barber shop, where, apparently, one of the popular styles on offer was the "Spock cut",you have to be kidding right?

Being half-Vulcan, Spock had green blood, Copper, as opposed to Iron and the group the group T-negative.

Spock's final Trek television appearance was on the Next Generation episodes Unification parts one and two, in which he finally discovered the love of his father, Sarek.

One other little known fact concerns Spock's fear of teleportation,this T shirt pays homage to Spock's deep rooted fear.Evidently,on one occasion the wrong ears were beamed down,hence his appearance.

Want to kill your ex this Valentine's Day but don't know how to do it?

If you want to kill the ex this Valentine's Day but are unsure of how to do it,take note of this funny Valentine's card for all those who've recently been dumped



See,as long as you've got some pigs,some honey,oh and something to render your ex unconscious first,you'll be fine.You see pigs unlike you,love your ex's,especially smeared in yummy honey!

If you want to buy these funny Valentine's Cards for your ex,as a warning maybe,of things to come,here's the link

Funny Valentine's cards for ex lovers

VALENTINE'S JOKE

Little Stephen comes home from school and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine Card?"

Stephen's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad at all. Who do you want to give a Valentine Card to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," Stephen says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in total shock.


"Well," Stephen says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love in his heart to give Osama a Valentine Card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

Also,if other kids saw what I did and they sent Valentine's Cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot;then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and with a tear in his eye he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Stephen, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Stephen says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."



Sums it up nicely this shirt,I mean the G spot takes some friggin finding,but you gotta hand it to old Bin,he's a clever little hider ain't he.I bet when he was at school he was the best kid at hide n seek for sure.

Atheists,these atheist shirts are for you,go forth and offend my son

Here you go,all you atheist visitors to the blog,a nice atheist shirt guaranteed to upset anyone who isn't an atheist.Go on we dare you, wear this atheist shirt when you next take a stroll past the church!




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NICE AND SIMPLE ATHEIST THEMED JOKE

An atheist was hiking through the forest. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the undergrowth. Turning to look, he suddenly saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the track;looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.

At that instant the atheist cried out: "Jesus Christ,God help me!"...

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

It was then that a bright light shone upon the fallen atheist man and a voice came out of the sky saying:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit Earth's creation to a cosmic accident.Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light.

" I know it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the GRIZZLY BEAR a Christian? You know,goodwill to all men,thou shal't not kill kind of thing"

!Very well,"said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food for which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen.!"

Have you been rear ended recently?

If you've been rear ended, or taken up the arse recently, this rude bumper sticker has to be the funny rude bumper sticker for you and your wheels!




REAR ENDED FUNNY
BUMPER STICKER

Oh and just to brighten your day up further how about a joke to offend ugly people

A woman starts to notice she's no longer as attractive to men as she used to be but can't quite understand why.

She visits her doctor and he suggest she visit a relationship specialist who so happens to be Chinese.

Upon arrival at the specialist clinic she is ushered into a consulting room whereupon a small Chinese man in his early 60's and wearing glasses enters the room.

"What your problem?" he asks

"I can't get a man" says the woman

"Okey dokey" says the specialist "take off all your clothes and let me have look at you"

The woman does as he says and removes all her clothes.The Chinese specialist studies long and hard and then cries out "bingo,I know problem"

"What is it,is it serious?" she asks

"Oh yeah,it serious" says the Chinese specialist,"you god Edzachary disease"

"Oh my god!" exclaims the woman "Edzachary disease,what the hell's that?"

"Your face look edzachary like your arse!" says the Chinese specialist

Tasteless jokes,bad taste humor and bad ass T shirts