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NICE AND SIMPLE ATHEIST THEMED JOKE
An atheist was hiking through the forest. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the undergrowth. Turning to look, he suddenly saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the track;looking over his shoulder he saw that the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out: "Jesus Christ,God help me!"...
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the fallen atheist man and a voice came out of the sky saying:
"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit Earth's creation to a cosmic accident.Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light.
" I know it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the GRIZZLY BEAR a Christian? You know,goodwill to all men,thou shal't not kill kind of thing"
!Very well,"said the voice. The light went out, and the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food for which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful, Amen.!"
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