Want to kill your ex this Valentine's Day but don't know how to do it?

If you want to kill the ex this Valentine's Day but are unsure of how to do it,take note of this funny Valentine's card for all those who've recently been dumped



See,as long as you've got some pigs,some honey,oh and something to render your ex unconscious first,you'll be fine.You see pigs unlike you,love your ex's,especially smeared in yummy honey!

If you want to buy these funny Valentine's Cards for your ex,as a warning maybe,of things to come,here's the link

Funny Valentine's cards for ex lovers

VALENTINE'S JOKE

Little Stephen comes home from school and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine Card?"

Stephen's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad at all. Who do you want to give a Valentine Card to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," Stephen says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in total shock.


"Well," Stephen says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love in his heart to give Osama a Valentine Card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

Also,if other kids saw what I did and they sent Valentine's Cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot;then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and with a tear in his eye he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Stephen, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Stephen says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."



Sums it up nicely this shirt,I mean the G spot takes some friggin finding,but you gotta hand it to old Bin,he's a clever little hider ain't he.I bet when he was at school he was the best kid at hide n seek for sure.