Sunday 1 February 2009

Have you been rear ended recently?

If you've been rear ended, or taken up the arse recently, this rude bumper sticker has to be the funny rude bumper sticker for you and your wheels!




REAR ENDED FUNNY
BUMPER STICKER


Oh and just to brighten your day up further how about a joke to offend ugly people

A woman starts to notice she's no longer as attractive to men as she used to be but can't quite understand why.

She visits her doctor and he suggest she visit a relationship specialist who so happens to be Chinese.

Upon arrival at the specialist clinic she is ushered into a consulting room whereupon a small Chinese man in his early 60's and wearing glasses enters the room.

"What your problem?" he asks

"I can't get a man" says the woman

"Okey dokey" says the specialist "take off all your clothes and let me have look at you"

The woman does as he says and removes all her clothes.The Chinese specialist studies long and hard and then cries out "bingo,I know problem"

"What is it,is it serious?" she asks

"Oh yeah,it serious" says the Chinese specialist,"you god Edzachary disease"

"Oh my god!" exclaims the woman "Edzachary disease,what the hell's that?"

"Your face look edzachary like your arse!" says the Chinese specialist

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