Wanking can get you into trouble but at least wanking won't make you blind

Hey kids,masturbation can get you into trouble,but DOESN'T MAKE YOU BLIND

My brain - it's my second favorite organ.
(Woody Allen Sleeper)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
love.
(Woody Allen Annie Hall)

My sex life is rubbish. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.(Woody Allen)

Ronald Miller, 56, was arrested in Fort Wayne, Ind., in August and charged with lewdness visible to neighbors through his front window (he was nude and accessorized, police reported, with a "claw hammer" and "motor oil"). [WANE-TV (Fort Wayne), 8-5-08]

A few days earlier, in Northern Territory, Australia, motorist Brendon Erhardt, 39, was arrested for abusing both the speed limit and himself (by committing, and recording with a front-seat camera, a lewd act while driving). [Northern Territory News, 7-31-08]

In September, Chiu Yu-kit, a reporter for Hong Kong's Asia Television, resigned after admitting to a judge that, in July, he was indeed masturbating while standing atop a downtown double-decker bus. [Agence France-Presse, 9-5-08]

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Obama's Irish! Obama's roots can be traced back to Ireland and his Irish great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney

Obama's Irish,yes it's true Obama's got Irish roots
US President Barack Obama can now count himself as one of the millions of Americans with Irish heritage.

Research has traced Barack Obama's maternal family tree back to his great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney, a well-to-do shoemaker from Moneygall, Co Offaly, who lived from 1794 to 1861. Mr Obama's roots were uncovered by Canon Stephen Neill, a Church of Ireland rector, who found baptismal and marriage records in the house of a late parishioner, Elizabeth Short.

Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney sailed to the USA from Ireland to New York in 1850 at the age of 19 on the S.S. Marmion arriving on the 20th of March.

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Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney initially settled in Ohio, got married, had eight children, and later moved to Indiana, right next door to the state Obama represented in the US Senate.

Mr Keaney was part of the great American migration to escape the Irish potato famine of the 1840's.The research shows that Joseph's brother Francis had already left Ireland and bequeathed land to his sibling in America on condition that he emigrated from Ireland to inherit it.

Barack Obama's father was a goat herder from Kenya, while his mother grew up in Kansas.

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