ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?

ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?

Yes you heard me are you practising safe sex? Wear a rubber,a Johnny,a condom and prevent accidents worse than Chenobyl-those poor bastards had no choice.

A worrying trend,especially in America, is that people are having Cosmetic Surgery to hide their "defects" thereby making them irresistible to the opposite sex. (same sex attraction doesn't affect the next bit) .These silicone love machines now breed faster than a Rabbit on coke and produce many offspring.

However,a major problem is the fact the offspring will still have the "ugly gene",the "fat arse gene",the "skippy pouch gene" etc and so the cycle will go on until.................

WORLD FOOD SHORTGAGE-SHOULD WE START SHOOTING THE OBESE?

Yep the world needs bigger chairs.

You think we've a food shortage now! Just imagine trying to watch a Baseball or Footy Game next to this,the extra wood needed to make stronger beds,the extra deforestation and then the Global Warming,oh the Global Warming.Nah,second thoughts that's just a myth to get us to buy flood insurance and welly boots,bit like that God one to make you buy Bibles.

Seeing this fat arse reminds me of the first rule of camping or hiking in Bear Country,always take the fat slow kid.

Tasteless jokes,bad taste humor and bad ass T shirts

Santa's dead-santa doesn't exist T shirts-Madeleine McCann dead?

START AS WE MEAN TO GO ON,EH.WARNING-READ NO FURTHER IF YOU SUPPORT KATE AND GERRY McCANN

Letting your child see a picture like the one above,is to me funny,to others it's offensive,especially the little seven year old who has somehow ended up on this site.That will teach you,you little nosey bastard you,telling your mom you're going upstairs to play on your xbox.

Do seven year olds still believe in the great man anyway? That's half the problem with kids to-day grow up too fast.I mean,we had the first traces of hairs on ya bollox and were shaving before your dad let it be known he was the fatman who emptied his sack on Christmas Eve.

And while we're on the subject of offensive and kids,what I find totally offensive are those two pompous so called parents the McCanns.Santa's dead pales into insignificance when you look at what they did.No doubt others will not agree and will say "they've suffered too much",no they haven't, poor Madeleine has,they were totally irresponsible and selfish and a poor little tot has had to suffer.

A most offensive T-Shirt (to some) I spotted sums my feelings up on this matter,so much so i've ordered it,but don't tell the missus or my mom,they're in the "suffered enough" camp!http://www.cafepress.com/numptees050505.261281437

Oh and here's another bad taste T- shirt to put in little Johnny's Christmas stocking!

Santa Doesn't Exist by classictshirts
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