Saturday 10 May 2008

ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?


ARE YOU PRACTISING SAFE SEX?


Yes you heard me are you practising safe sex? Wear a rubber,a Johnny,a condom and prevent accidents worse than Chenobyl-those poor bastards had no choice.


A worrying trend,especially in America, is that people are having Cosmetic Surgery to hide their "defects" thereby making them irresistible to the opposite sex. (same sex attraction doesn't affect the next bit) .These silicone love machines now breed faster than a Rabbit on coke and produce many offspring.


However,a major problem is the fact the offspring will still have the "ugly gene",the "fat arse gene",the "skippy pouch gene" etc and so the cycle will go on until.................

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