ARE HIGHER GAS PRICES JUST A PLOY TO GET FAT ASS AMERICANS AND LARD ARSED EUROPEANS TO EAT LESS?
Some folk reckon Gas in the USA will hit $10 a gallon in the not too distant future.Petrol in the UK is already a fiver a gallon near as dammit and as Gas or Petrol prices rise so to do food prices.So,unless you're income is rising in line with UK food inflation,which according to the Daily Mail is averaging 19% per annum what are you going to do?
Why aren't people up in arms and striking? In the 70's Gordon Brown would have been out on his arse by now,inflation 2%, yeah and I'm the Pope's lovechild. Do they think the UK population has lost it's stomach for a fight? Where are all of Britains Pensioners,they should be blockading the Motorways on their Mobility Scooters not mowing me down in Sainsburys, I mean those poor bastards pensions go up in line with inflation. Oh, Mr Brown how convenient our inflation is 2%. Who's doing the books Mr Brown, Ken bloody Dodd?
It can only be a matter of time before we start having to eat the Hamster or next doors Cat......mmm Cat. I've always hated that little bastard anyway. I thought a Cat was supposed to bury its poo? This lazy bastard just dumps on the lawn then wanders up the garden and sprays up my Broad Beans.
I reckon this Christmas,a nice curry sauce, a glass of Chablis and just tell the kids we're having an alternative Christmas meal,i mean 4 legs instead of 2,Roland you're history.There's another thing calling your Cat bloody Roland,Roland was a Rat you idiots.Right off for a bevvy, now that's even more expensive than Petrol. £2.75 a pint nearly £24 a gallon;could be time for the stocking on my head again,the old sawnoff out the loft and down the Post Office at this rate.
Hammy stop looking at me like that.............................
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