Dog fleas loyal to Tibet's Dalai Lama have started to protest against the Chinese occupation of Tibet. Millions of Tibetan Fleas are planning to invade China when Beijing hosts this years Olympic games in August,with a sole aim of disrupting the games
A spokesman for the Dalai Lama refused to comment on reports the Fleas will attempt to snuff out the Olympic flame.Tibetan Fleas,renowed for their loyality,will, in what would be the biggest mass suicide of Fleas ever recorded,throw themselves onto the Olympic flame, thereby depriving it of Oxygen and hopefully extinguishing the flame.
Chienese troops were recently spotted rounding up 100's of stray Dogs in and around Beijing,at first observers feared the worst,that was until the Tibetan Flea plan surfaced. Several Chinese factories previously manufacturing talcum powder are now solely engaged in the production of flea powder,a fact which has added credibilty to the Flea rumours coming out of Tibet.
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