Now I know it's been nearly 20 years since Britain experienced real snow, but really, are we now a nation of snow muppets? Wear the plastic bags between layers of socks INSIDE your sturdy,grippy boots you bloody idiot whoever you are,you cretin,moron tithead!
The aim of the plastic bags is to insulate by trapping air and to keep feet dry and warm,trust me I did it for years.What's the point of covering a shoe and its tread pattern with a slippy plastic bag you Hampshire numpty?
Ah well, I suppose it takes all sorts of fools and idiots to make the world go round, but really the rest of us need warning next time these fools and idiots venture out.
And another thing,you're letting the side down and you're letting Britain down,I mean if you're gonna wear bags can't you at least get matching ones? I think one of the bags says "Boots" too, ha ha if you meant it!
Anyway, before I go off to celebrate our first major snowfall in 20yrs by rolling about semi naked in the snow, albeit it with a plastic bag on my knob, because Hampshire plastic bag person,I'm not totally stupid,here are some Idiot T shirts for the idiot in your life.
Oh,one final thing, if you're going out and about in the snow with little slobberchops or whatever else you call your dog/bitch, please remember they too get cold. We advise you don't put them in plastic bags like the idiot from Hampshire but you dress them in a nice warm coat complete with funny slogan.
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