Funny Bears T-Shirts

If you go down to the woods to-day you're in for a big surpise,so this is what Goldilocks really got upto with the 3 bears

This one's just right by strudy5580
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For those who carve the real story of Goldilocks here it is,ain't I good to you!

The Story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!

Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears.

THE END


Ok,now you've read that do still think all Bears are nice? Well think again,some bears are Gangsters and some are godless killing machines.Don't believe me here's the proof

Gangster Bear Poster by stlewis75
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That Gangster Bear reminds me of somebody but who?

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Funny animal story of the day-Wallabies getting stoned!

Wild Australian wallabies are eating large amounts of opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "spaced out and as high as a kite", an Australian government official has said.

Lara Giddings,Tasmania's attorney general, said the wallabies were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

Australia supplies about 50% of the world's legally-grown opium used to make morphine and other painkillers.

A spokesman for poppy producer Tasmanian Alkaloids, said the wallaby incursions were not very common, but other animals including lizards,rabbits and snakes had also been spotted in the poppy fields acting unusually.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles," he added.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195417/Stoned-opium-munching-wallabies-create-crop-circles-crashing-poppy-fields.html

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Peace T Shirts from Zazzle

Are you a peace loving pacifist,hippie or merely a lover of peace? If you prefer peace to war and want to promote world peace then these peace symbol design products from Zazzle are the way to go.Promote peace in style with some of these cool,peace sign T-Shirts,peace symbol badges and other peace themed gifts.


How about one cool,awesome peace themed skateboard for starters? This cool peace themed skateboard from Zazzle678 is one of Zazzle's bestsellers on skateboards.

peace by zazzle678
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Or maybe you fancy a peace T-shirt which advocates peace by demanding we stop "global warring!" Help stop war,global war by wearing one of these cool anti-war T-shirts from Zazzle.

Stop War-Peace sign by Femfatal
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T Shirt of the day-day 1

know I chose this "the ceiling cat is watching you" T Shirt possibly beacuse Ile,my monster moggy is currently sitting atop the wardrobe watching me type this.Don't know whether these people created the ceiling cat T Shirt but this is where I found it anyway.

Oh,in case you wonder why I call my ceiling cat Ile,think 1970's tennis! More will be revealed about Ile the ceiling cat later.

Ceiling Cat is Watching YOU! by obeythepurebreed
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Ailurophilia is the "love of cats."

In 1952, a Texas Tabby named Dusty set the record by having more than 420 kittens before having her last litter at age 18.

One of the weirdest cat on record was an Argentinian female called Mincho who went up a tree in Argentina and didn't come down again until she died six years later. While stuck up a tree, three Tom's became stuck up her and she managed to have three litters with equally ambitious dads!

Funny anti Obama T shirts and pro Obama Tees from Zazzle

Now I'm neither pro Obama nor anti Obama since I'm not American but I do like all the pro Obama T Shirts and anti Obama shirts to be found out there in cyberspace.

This anti Obama T Shirt plays on the "honk if I'm paying your mortgage" slogan in a rather rude and amusing way!

Funny,rude anti Obama by BIGNUMPT
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I like this anti Obama T Shirt too,I like it's wacky humour and humorous Obama imagery.It's anti Obama in a nice sort of way,if Obama in a Cannibals cooking pot's nice that is! I mean it doesn't say fuck Obama or Obama's a c*nt does it now!

Funny anti Obama cannibals T Shirts by BIGNUMPT
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Now there are quite a few comrade Obama anti Obama shirts out there but I just like the artwork in this one,neat anti Obama design for all you anti commie,anti communist anti liberal folks out there!

Comrade Obama T-Shirt by Libertymaniacs
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Now this anti Obama T-Shirt's for anyone who sees Obama as a spineless surrender monkey and a president who will not stand up for America and is not a true American patriot.

Nobama surrender anti Obama by NOBAMAMAN
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So here's a few pro Obama T shirts to kind of balance the pro Obama v anti Obama standpoints.The first pro Obama Tshirt is Obama the rasta with the colours of the rasta flag forming a truly distinctive and awesome pro Obama shirt.

Barack Obama Rasta 3-Color Stencil by StencilCrew
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The next pro Obama shirt's an Obama T Shirt which portrays Obama as an American,which a lot of those who dislike him,think he's not.

Barack Obama Signature T-Shirt by JayBakkerShirts
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Offensive to fat people,anti fat T shirts

Are you thin do you think fat people are lazy? Are you nasty to fat people and obese persons? Do you think fat people and obese people are a burden on society? If you've answered yes to any of these questions you're probably thin,skinny and anti fat in your approach to life and people.

Well maybe you should think again and review your anti fat attitude,especailly if your the outdoor type and a fan of hiking,tekking or camping in Grizzly Bear country.Take a look at these hilarious T shirts with their politically incorrect image and slogan,these politically incorrect T Shirts will offend fat and obese persons wherever they're wobbling about!

Offensive fat joke by Cardsharkkid
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Another T shirt which is the ideal gift for any fatties attempting to diet,especially if the fat person is on the Atkins diet.These funny diet T shirts should raise a smile down at weightwatchers,fat club or if the fatties are taking part in America's biggest loser competition!

1000 Atkins by jcrowtherart
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A version of the above offensive to fatties,funny fat person T Shirt's on Birthdaay cards and Father's Day cards too,take a look here-

Politically incorrect birthday by Cardsharkkid
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Panda's love Bamboo or do they?

Well we all know the Giant Panda loves it's Bamboo or does it? Maybe the endangered Giant Panda fancies something else,maybe it fancies Barack Obama? So do 8 out of 10 Pandas prefer Bamboo or Obama? You decide,either way these Panda T Shirts are on sale at Zazzle UK now.

Pro Obama by LIMEYBOY
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Another thing that Panda's love to do is have sex,fuck,shag whatever you want to call it,problem is they're not very good at it that's why they're endangered. Well that's my theory anyway,forget the bollocks about only one baby per birth and poor diet,they're just shit shaggers,end of!

Panda Fuck Shirt by romeotees
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On the subject of Panda sex here's another funny Panda shirt with a funny Panda extinction theme for anyone who wants to save the Giant Panda from extinction.Wear your funny Panda Tees with pride and help stop China's Giant Panda from becoming extinct

Funny save the Panda by Femfatal
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On a more serious note here's an article written by Abigail Fritz which highlights the plight of the Giant Panda,interesting reading

The Giant Panda Paradigm
Abigail Fritz

The Giant Panda is a creature of mystery. Adults and children alike appreciate it for its cute, fuzzy, lovable qualities, but it is an animal that is in desperate need of immediate attention. Scientists know the basics: how and what they eat, where and how they live, and how they reproduce. The fact remains, however, that this universally loved national symbol of China is facing the threat of extinction. What accounts for this fact and what can be or is being done to protect the panda from such a fate? This paper will discuss the characteristics and lifestyle of the panda as well as issues and questions that arise as a result of the threat of their extinction.

Pandas have made their homes in China for centuries; but because of increased development and forest clearing in the lowlands, they have been forced further and further into the mountain ranges over the years ((1)). They inhabit damp forests in those mountains that border on land that farmers increasingly wish to use ((6)). These forests have a dense understory of bamboo and are characterized by heavy rains and dense mist ((1)).

One problem facing pandas is their seeming difficulty in mating successfully. Females have a low frequency of ovulation (once a year in the spring) and the males demonstrate an infamous apathy toward females in heat ((2)). When mating is successful, the female giant panda will give birth, after 96 to 160 days, to a cub that is one-nine hundredth the size of her ((1)). Cubs open their eyes after six to eight weeks, nurse for about nine months, and stay with their mothers for up to three years before venturing out on their own ((1)).

Giant Pandas enjoy a simple lifestyle of sleeping, looking for food, and eating. The monotonous activity seems to be largely due to the amount of food that they must consume: twenty to forty pounds of bamboo daily ((6)). Pandas have inefficient digestive systems, and must therefore spend more than ten hours a day eating the amount of food needed for necessary nutrients ((1)). While their dental structures have adapted to the bamboo diet their digestive systems remain closer to those of carnivores ((6)). This results in a low percentage of food digestion in comparison to the amount that it actually ingests ((6)).

The Giant Panda is currently threatened in a number of ways. The first threats are to their food sources. The Bamboo Rat is a minor, but existent problem that feeds on bamboo roots, killing plants on an individual level ((6)). Bamboo also undergoes phases of growing and then dying as part of the renewal cycle ((7)). This process is not a problem in itself, except for the fact that whereas the pandas might move to a different location to feed, they are running out of places to move because of the expansions of farmland and increased forest clearing ((7)).

The greatest threat of all to the Giant Panda is man. The abovementioned land clearing for farms, residential and commercial areas coupled with prowling poachers are the two most serious threats to the panda and its habitat ((3)). Efforts to set up reserves for the pandas have sparked conflicts with locals. When a reserve is established, people are often not compensated for the loss of land that they have used for years, and they are tempted to continue to use the land illegally ((3)). Their continued use of the land defeats the whole purpose of having a reserve.

China must somehow find a balance between conservation and development. The threat of the Giant Panda's extinction is a serious reality. It is estimated that there are about one thousand left in the wild; another one hundred forty live in zoos and breeding centers in China and a few other countries ((1)). Breeding pandas in captivity has proven to be a difficult task ((7)). Although it is a help to be able to observe these private animals in order to perhaps better understand how we can help them in the wild, the most pressing concern is that their habitats in the wild be saved and sustained.

The idea of cloning has arisen as one of China's desperate attempts to save the Giant Panda ((5)). Cloning raises some serious questions and concerns on both my part and the part of many experts. A small group of experts feel that the process of artificial insemination and raising pandas in the zoo for future release in the wild is not working well enough or fast enough ((4)). In 2002, China predicted that they would have their first cloned panda in the next two years ((8)). Scientists successfully placed a panda embryo in the uterus of a cat, but an article from 2003 stated that the cat died soon after ((5), (8)). Scientists have been forced to turn to surrogate mothers of different species because they have found pandas to have difficulties carrying young to term ((8)). Cloning is a touchy ethical issue, and I would hope that the experimentation would be kept to a minimum as we take the giving and taking of life into our own hands. I do not feel that enough is understood at this stage about cloning to attempt to save an entire species using this method.

There is a group of scientists who are very optimistic about the possibilities that may accompany cloning, but there are many, including myself, who are concerned that the focus of saving the Giant Panda species should be directed elsewhere. The most serious threats to their extinction, the destruction of their habitat, must be addressed. Experts opposed to cloning insist that the only way to guarantee the species' survival is if we not only solve the problem of the diminishing panda population, but also and more importantly, to find ways to guarantee the preservation of their environment by directing more attention to saving forests ((5)).

Also remember the problems within a species when it is in danger of becoming extinct. One finds a lack of diversity within the species, a lack that cloning simply could not return to the species. Animals rely on hereditary diversity in order to continue ((9)). This lack of diversity cannot be improved by the technology of cloning, even hetero-cloning, because it can only copy an already existing animal ((9)).

Another factor to consider is the question of how much we should involve ourselves in continuing any species. How much of their current endangered status is due to human interference and how much is due to the natural order of things? Many, many species have come and gone in the biological history of our world. It is true that humans are becoming more and more of an interference, but we have seen species run their courses throughout the centuries. I am not saying that I would like to see the panda population disappear by any stretch of the imagination, but I would be interested to hear what others have to say about our place in or perhaps interference with something like a "natural order."

The bottom line of all this talk of conservation is that we should concern ourselves with the preservation of the habitat of the Giant Panda. The results of other attempts at continuing the species, such as cloning, can only be temporary. Yes, we would maintain at least a small number of the species that could be seen on display in captivity, but we would not be addressing the real issue. Cloning cannot solve any of the problems that pandas face in the wild ((7)). By working to conserve their habitat, we can give the panda the best opportunity to continue on its own, apart from our direct intervention with the species itself.




References
1)Smithsonian National Zoological Park, about Giant Pandas

2)Giant Panda News and Events, Giant Panda in the News

3)WWF Endangered Species, Panda conservation

4)CBS news, Chinese to clone pandas?

5)Wiki Pandas

Offensive funny T Shirts over at Zazzle

Ok so you can take this funny banana shirt from Bigbooinc anyway you want,if you've a dirty mind then it's sexual undertones are there for all to see,what with the dollop of cream on the end of the banana! This banana T Shirt make an ideal funny gift for a man with a big banana!

Ice Cream Dream by Bigbooinc
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Now this funny,offensive Zazzle T Shirt from Wickedpissatees.com is for any kid who fancies his best mates mum and would like to bone his best mates mom.If you're an American kid and you've boned your best mates mom these funny "tell your mom I said thanks" T Shirts are for you.

Tell your mom thanks by wickedpissatees
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Now this T Shirt's a play on the classic,cult smiley face T Shirts.Cool smiley face T shirts for anyomne who likes warped T shirts with some sick humor built into their warped design.

BULLET HOLE SMILEY FACE T-SHIRT by AngryInkTees
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What about this Confucius Zazzle shirt,this is certainly a funny slogan Confucius T Shirt

CONFUCIUS FISH by THESHIRTPILE
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Funny Father's Day cards for funny father's

If you're looking for funny Father's Day cards that don't break the bank then take a look at ome of these funny Father's Day cards.Funny cartoon Father's Day cards,funny slogan Fathers Day cards and lots more Father's day cards from as little as $2.951

Funny Card by mayc00p
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Now if you've a Father or a grandfather who sits in one of those spring loaded reclyning chairs that's got to be the funny cartoon Father's Day card to send,or what about this hilarious Father's Day greeting card?

Card for Dad by mayc00p
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What about this funny,humorous Father's Day card for any new father experiencing their newborn baby's vice like grip for the first time?

Father's Day card by mayc00p
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Is Europe becoming anti Europe?

So,the recent European elections have thrown up some interesting results with far right parties and parties representing an anti single Europe standpoint have gained seats within the European Parliament.

If you're a fan of UKIP or the BNP in Britain these anti European,anti Eurozone,anti EU T shirts are for you.

Anti European men's by LIMEYBOY
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If you're not British,but you still don't want to be a part of the European Union and all its corruption then these anti Euro,anti EU T shirts,badges,mugs are the ones for you.If European MEP's and their expense claims make you wanna puke then you'll appreciate this funny anti European design

Anti European,pro UKIP,Europeans make me puke by LIMEYBOY
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And finally,if you class yourself as English,not Britih how about these cool English T shirts featuring England's patron saint,St George in battle with the dragon.

St George's Day English flag by LIMEYBOY
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Well well well lots of change over at Cafepress so I've just uploaded my first design onto my Zazzle site.

I've 1000's of designs over at CP so it's gonna take time to upload designs to Zazzle but my first is this Homer Simpson catchphrase themed anti Obama T Shirt.


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Anti Mexican Cinco de Mayo spoof T Shirts

Funny anti Mexican Shirts make fun of the Mexican border crossing signs in time for the Cinco de Mayo festival.

If you're after funny,offensive anti Mexican shirts to wear this Cinco de Mayo here they are


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Shocking Leprechaun with his big green cock out

Well we've had the Irish boobies in time for St Patrick's Day 2009 and now we've a cheeky Leprechaun getting his big green cock out for paddy's day!

Leprechaun with a big green cock

Wanna see some Irish boobies on St Patrick's Day?

If you wanna see some Irish boobies on St Patrick's Day don one of these Irish shirts and watch those sexy Irish babes get em out for you..........possibly.

DISCLAIMER-WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT SIMPLY BY WEARING THESE IRISH T SHIRTS SEXY IRISH BABES WILL SHOW YOU THERE BOOBIES.NO REFUNDS AVAILABLE

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Oh,just in case no sexy Irish babes get their baps out for you and just to make you feel happier......

Walkies for hours then dream of walkies,how very sad

It's a dog's life alright.You're dragged out for walkies when it's pissing down and blowing a right hooley,then you get home completely shagged out and crash out and begin your day dreams.

What happens next? Well as you're a dog and it's a dog's life, you dream,no,not of the bitch in heat next door, but of sodding walkies!


WARNING THIS MAY OFFEND DOG LOVERS WHO DON'T LIKE SEEING DOGGY PAIN

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Cannibals I love but I couldn't eat a whole one

Well this little snippet is dedicated to those lovely oh so friendly folk who just love to have you for dinner,quite literally,stuck in the pot with some spuds,carrots and leeks.

Cannibals are funny,witty people who've been ostracized quite simply because they love people so much they have to eat them,but how do you spot them? Well although it's tricky,sometimes very tricky it's not impossible.Ok,so it's not going to be like in the arachnid world were you just wait for mating to finish then observe as the female tucks in to her ex lover.No,you're going to need to be a little more observant to catch the human cannibal

Well,single female cannibals are the easiest to spot, especially if they're very attractive.One of the first tell tale cannibal signs is where you spot an attractive woman talking in a bar to an ugly single man.You see to cannibals sexual appearance and attractiveness counts for nothing,to a single female cannibal every single man be they ugly or handsome is an edible bachelor!

Ok,so that's the single female cannibal noted but what about married cannibals? A good place to look for married,and single cannibals for that matter is the airport,especially where holidaymakers are returning from holidays.A person returning from holiday with a healthy tan but missing a limb is quite possibly a cannibal returning from a self catering holiday!

One final tell tale sign that somebody is a cannibal can be observed at a circus.If the clowns are making you laugh but the person sitting next to you is booing them,move away quickly.It's a well known fact that cannibals hate clowns possibly because they taste funny!

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Wanking can get you into trouble but at least wanking won't make you blind

Hey kids,masturbation can get you into trouble,but DOESN'T MAKE YOU BLIND

My brain - it's my second favorite organ.
(Woody Allen Sleeper)

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I
love.
(Woody Allen Annie Hall)

My sex life is rubbish. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own.(Woody Allen)

Ronald Miller, 56, was arrested in Fort Wayne, Ind., in August and charged with lewdness visible to neighbors through his front window (he was nude and accessorized, police reported, with a "claw hammer" and "motor oil"). [WANE-TV (Fort Wayne), 8-5-08]

A few days earlier, in Northern Territory, Australia, motorist Brendon Erhardt, 39, was arrested for abusing both the speed limit and himself (by committing, and recording with a front-seat camera, a lewd act while driving). [Northern Territory News, 7-31-08]

In September, Chiu Yu-kit, a reporter for Hong Kong's Asia Television, resigned after admitting to a judge that, in July, he was indeed masturbating while standing atop a downtown double-decker bus. [Agence France-Presse, 9-5-08]

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Obama's Irish,official Irish Obama St Patrick's Day greeting cards now on sale

Obama's Irish! Obama's roots can be traced back to Ireland and his Irish great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney

Obama's Irish,yes it's true Obama's got Irish roots
US President Barack Obama can now count himself as one of the millions of Americans with Irish heritage.

Research has traced Barack Obama's maternal family tree back to his great-great-great-great grandfather Joseph Kearney, a well-to-do shoemaker from Moneygall, Co Offaly, who lived from 1794 to 1861. Mr Obama's roots were uncovered by Canon Stephen Neill, a Church of Ireland rector, who found baptismal and marriage records in the house of a late parishioner, Elizabeth Short.

Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney sailed to the USA from Ireland to New York in 1850 at the age of 19 on the S.S. Marmion arriving on the 20th of March.

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Obama's great great great grandfather Falmouth Kearney initially settled in Ohio, got married, had eight children, and later moved to Indiana, right next door to the state Obama represented in the US Senate.

Mr Keaney was part of the great American migration to escape the Irish potato famine of the 1840's.The research shows that Joseph's brother Francis had already left Ireland and bequeathed land to his sibling in America on condition that he emigrated from Ireland to inherit it.

Barack Obama's father was a goat herder from Kenya, while his mother grew up in Kansas.

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Dinosaur extinction new evidence reveals.......

Did you know the Earth's dinosaurs might have been wiped out by a super-hurricane of sorts?



“Scientists have been trying to explain the extinction of dinosaurs for a long time. First it was a massive asteroid impact, which hurled vast clouds of dust into the stratosphere, causing sunlight to be blocked out and a resultant worldwide winter. However,the latest twist is that the asteroid now believed to have struck parts of the Gulf of Mexico heated large amounts of water to 50°C, much hotter than present oceans, and triggered giant hurricanes with near supersonic winds that also hurled vast quantities of debris into the stratosphere.”

The large asteroid which struck the Earth forming a 240 kilometer crater in what is now the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico. This impact would have caused - among other disasters - several extremely cold months or years because of dust in the atmosphere. This theory was proposed in 1980 by physicist Luis Alvarez and his son Walter Alvarez, a geologist.


Well to me at least these theories are just that,theories.Now on the other hand,the image on this dinosaur mousepad is more akin to my views on what happened to the critters.Add to this,the slogan on the T shirt,and I think that together we've we've put forward a theory that's as plausible as all the Paleontology mumbo jumbo and the Mexican meteor strike hunch.

NEW THEORIES ABOUND ON WHY THE DINOSAURS BECAME EXTINCT

These Funny dinosaur T shirts seem to suggest alien involvement in the extinction of the dinosaurs and these,

Funny dinosaur T shirts the exact day along with the approx time of day when the dinosaurs vanished from our planet.


For about 160 million years, dinosaurs were the largest and most successful group of animals on land.Then,and nobody knows why exactly,about 65 million years ago, these massive archosaurs died out along with pterosaurs, mosasaurs, and many other reptiles. Mammals then became the dominant animals on Earth and so began the evolution of man.

However,the "real" reasons for their extinction can be found hereon this informative site Dinosaur extinction-the facts

PLAYGROUND PLEASERS DINOSAUR HA HA HA's

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
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Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

A: Tricera-cops !
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?

A: It was the chicken's day off!!
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DINO FACTS

What does the word ‘dinosaur’ mean?

The word ‘dinosaur’ comes from two Greek words and means terrible lizard.In Greek, deinos means "terrible" and sauros is the word for "lizard".


What does the name Tyrannosaurus Rex stands for?

The Greek and Latin combination Tyrannosaurus rex means "king of the tyrant lizards."

THE NAME DINOSAUR,WHERE DID IT ORIGINATE?
The British scientist Richard Owen came up with the name ‘dinosaur’ in 1842. Owen studied large fossils that looked like lizard bones, but were about the size of giant elephant bones.

Deliverance Bobby shirts for fans of the cult Deliverance movie

If you're a fan of the cult Deliverance movie from the 70's these funny "how about it Bobby" Deliverance shirts are the Bobby themed Deliverance shirts for you.




VARIOUS DELIVERANCE MOVIE QUOTES

We beat it, didn't we? You don't beat the river.

Mister, I love the way you wear that hat. You don't know nothin'

We killed a man. Shot him in the back. A mountain man. A cracker.

What the hell you wanna go fuck around with that river for? Because it's there. It's there alright. You get in there and can't get out, you gonna wish it wasn't.

Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.

Now let's you just drop them pants.

Looks like we got us a sow here, 'stead of a boar.

DELIVERANCE 1972

Deliverance is a 1972 drama film produced and directed by John Boorman. Principal cast members include Burt Reynolds, Ronny Cox, Jon Voight, and Ned Beatty in his film debut. The film is based on a 1970 novel of the same name by American author James Dickey, who has a small role in the film as a sheriff

PLOT
Four Atlanta businessmen – Lewis (Burt Reynolds), Ed (Jon Voight), Bobby (Ned Beatty), and Drew (Ronny Cox) – decide to canoe down the fictional Cahulawassee River in the remote Georgia wilderness, expecting to have fun and see the glory of nature before the river valley is flooded over by the upcoming construction of a dam and lake.

FILMING
Deliverance was shot in the Tallulah Gorge near Toccoa, Georgia and on the Chattooga River, dividing the states of Georgia and South Carolina. Additional scenes were shot as well in Salem, South Carolina and Sylva, North Carolina.

DELIVERANCE CAST

Burt Reynolds - Lewis Medlock
Jon Voight - Ed Gentry
Ned Beatty - Bobby Trippe
Ronny Cox - Drew Ballinger
James Dickey - Sheriff Bullard
Ed O'Neill - Deputy
Billy Redden - Lonnie
Seamon Glass - First Griner
Randall Deal - Second Griner
Bill McKinney - Mountain Man
Herbert 'Cowboy' Coward - Toothless Man
Westley Foster - Dancing Inbred

Offensive slogan Deliverance men's by Cardsharkkid
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Are you anti men or do you just like having a laugh at the expense of men?

Do you see yourself as anti men in your views? Are you a man hater or myabe a feminist who likes to mock men,especially their intellectual capacity,or should that be lack of intellectual capacity?



Funny anti men stickers

This site,FEMTEES Feminist and Lesbian T Shirt store is primarily a site dedicated to feminists and lesbians and will certainly shock a few people with their funny,radical,scary and possibly offensive feminist T shirt designs.

Irish shirts for fans of Irish beer and Leprechauns

If you're looking forward to St Patrick's Day 2009 and the associated revelry,these humorous Leprechaun shirts could be the Irish shirts for you to wear this St Patrick's Day.




For your benefit these Irish T shirts are fully machine washable.So,if you end up like the person pictured on the Leprechaun shirts with puke and beer spilled all down the front,you can simply bung them in the wash and get them back as good as new ready for your next drinking session with the Leprechauns!

LEPRECHAUN WATCH WEBCAM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS

The name leprechaun may have evolved from the Irish leath bhrogan (shoe maker), although its origins may also lie in luacharma'n (Irish for pygmy). These apparently elderly, diminutive men are frequently to be found in an intoxicated state, caused by home brew poteen (Moonshine in the US).

However,it is said that they never become so drunk that the hand which holds the hammer becomes unsteady and their shoemaker's work affected.

Leprechauns have also become self-appointed guardians of ancient treasure (left by the Danes when they marauded through Ireland), burying it in crocks or pots. This may be one reason why leprechauns tend to avoid contact with humans whom they regard as foolish, flighty (and greedy?) creatures. If a leprechaun is caught by a human, he will promise great wealth if allowed to go free.

A leprechaun carries two leather pouches,in one there's a silver shilling,a magical coin that returns to the purse each time it is paid out.In the other leather pouch he carries a gold coin which he uses to try and bribe his way out of difficult situations.This coin usually turns to leaves or ashes once the leprechaun has parted with it.However,a warning,you must never take your eye off a leprechaun,for he can vanish in an instant.

The leprechaun 'family' appears to be distinctly divided into two groups - leprechaun and cluricaun. Cluricauns may steal or borrow almost anything, creating mayhem in houses during the hours of darkness, raiding wine cellars or larders.They will also harness sheep, goats, dogs and even domestic fowl and ride them many miles throughout the country at night.

Although the leprechaun has been described as Ireland's national fairy, this name was originally only used in the North Leinster area. Variants include lurachmain, lurican, lurgadhan.

Mr Spock,things you might know about Mr Spock and one Spock thing you won't!

Spock facts


Spock,aka Leonard Nimoy, was a key character of Star Trek from the Original Series until Star Trek:-The Undiscovered Country.

For many fans of Star Trek, he's not only the original, but best, and no emotional robot or hyper-efficient ex Borg can ever take his place.

Here's some neat Spock facts for you Leonard Nimoy fans out there,whatever galaxy you're residing in.


Spock was half-human,the child of Sarek, Vulcan diploman and Amanda Grayson, a human schoolteacher.Throughout his life Spock struggled to reconcile the two sides of his personality - vulcan logic and human emotion.

Leonard Nimoy went on to direct two Star Trek films - The Search for Spock and The Voyage Home, as well as the 1987 hit comedy Three Men and a Baby.

As a child, Spock owned a pet sehlat,a Vulcan animal similar to a teddy bear in appearance but with less fur.

A man of musical as well as many other talents, Leonard Nimoy has released several albums. His best known track is his 1969 homage to a hobbit, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

Spock and Kirk often relaxed by playing tri-dimensional chess. Spock was also skilled at playing the Vulcan lute.

Mr Spock was the first ever Vulcan to join the Starfleet, and had the Starfleet service number S179-276. He originally joined the Enterprise under Captain Pike, and worked as Science Officer under Captain Kirk.

Several enduring elements of Vulcan behaviour, such as the Vulcan nerve pinch, were improvised by Leonard Nimoy. He also created the Vulcan salute, basing it on a traditional Jewish religious gesture.

Leonard Nimoy's father owned a barber shop, where, apparently, one of the popular styles on offer was the "Spock cut",you have to be kidding right?

Being half-Vulcan, Spock had green blood, Copper, as opposed to Iron and the group the group T-negative.

Spock's final Trek television appearance was on the Next Generation episodes Unification parts one and two, in which he finally discovered the love of his father, Sarek.

One other little known fact concerns Spock's fear of teleportation,this T shirt pays homage to Spock's deep rooted fear.Evidently,on one occasion the wrong ears were beamed down,hence his appearance.

Want to kill your ex this Valentine's Day but don't know how to do it?

If you want to kill the ex this Valentine's Day but are unsure of how to do it,take note of this funny Valentine's card for all those who've recently been dumped



See,as long as you've got some pigs,some honey,oh and something to render your ex unconscious first,you'll be fine.You see pigs unlike you,love your ex's,especially smeared in yummy honey!

If you want to buy these funny Valentine's Cards for your ex,as a warning maybe,of things to come,here's the link

Funny Valentine's cards for ex lovers

VALENTINE'S JOKE

Little Stephen comes home from school and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a Valentine Card?"

Stephen's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad at all. Who do you want to give a Valentine Card to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," Stephen says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in total shock.


"Well," Stephen says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love in his heart to give Osama a Valentine Card, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

Also,if other kids saw what I did and they sent Valentine's Cards to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot;then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and with a tear in his eye he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "Stephen, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Stephen says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."



Sums it up nicely this shirt,I mean the G spot takes some friggin finding,but you gotta hand it to old Bin,he's a clever little hider ain't he.I bet when he was at school he was the best kid at hide n seek for sure.